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the really annoying thing about 50 shades of grey is that nobody understands why i’m so against it

like people were reading it in school and i was like   “ugh, that’s an awful book” and everyone was just like   “awww your so innocent.  you know, some people actually do like this kinky stuff, it’s really realistic”

and who listens to a virgin about BDSM accuracy?

In Light Of The New 50 Shades of Grey Trailer

fuckyeahsexeducation:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

E.L. James knows as much about BDSM as she would have found in a five minute Google search, which is to say that she knows precisely jack shit.

50 Shades of Grey does not depict a realistic kinky relationship, nor does it depict a healthy relationship of either the kinky or vanilla variety.

It is a Twilight fanfic, and has all the elements of Edward and Bella’s abusive relationship with kink added for extra flavor. Just as Edward and Bella are not a healthy or realistic couple, neither are Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele.

Christian Grey is an abuser who manipulates a young woman with zero knowledge of BDSM into a relationship with him. He knows she is ignorant of what a healthy BDSM relationship looks like, and uses this to:

  • ignore and override her attempts at negotiation,
  • play without a safeword (since she doesn’t know that they exist),
  • create a false dichotomy of “either we’re kinky my way or we just don’t have sex at all,”
  • threaten and stalk her,
  • rape her,
  • prevent her from discussing her relationship with anyone other than him,
  • and control aspects of her personal life, including what car she drives, what medications she takes, and how she spends her free time.

This is not BDSM. This is not sexy. This is abuse.

Using 50 Shades as your basis for how a kinky relationship works (for critical or practical purposes) is like treating Titanic: The Legend Goes On as a historical documentary. Don’t do it.

—BB

I was hoping that we’d be over the 50 shades frenzy but I’m sure the new movie will make it crop up again, so here’s a reminder that it does not depict a health relationship or a BDSM relationship.

i-plan-on-living-forever:

foreverpruned:

whichversionofyou:

insonniac:

I’m gonna kick this kid’s ass

my auntie is headteacher at the school that this kid goes to and apparently he asked to receive some sort of medal or something in assembly for this


White people doing white things.

"He asked" oh my god

i-plan-on-living-forever:

foreverpruned:

whichversionofyou:

insonniac:

I’m gonna kick this kid’s ass

my auntie is headteacher at the school that this kid goes to and apparently he asked to receive some sort of medal or something in assembly for this

White people doing white things.

"He asked" oh my god

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(Source: blainedarling)

a-little-bi-furious:

feministpokemonmaster:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I love you Mara.

OMG

annonymissus:

I didn’t mean for this to line up with the release of Lady Thor, But it did.

annonymissus:

I didn’t mean for this to line up with the release of Lady Thor, But it did.

Star Wars? Fake!

iworkatapubliclibrary:

A young boy approached the front desk. He comes into the library regularly and is ahead of his age in maturity. He wanted to know where he could find Star Wars books. We have quite a few fiction but also non-fiction Star Wars books. The non-fiction can be about the history and making of Star Wars.

Me: “Are you interested in fiction or non-fiction?”

Boy [long pause, with serious expression]: ”You do realize that Star Wars is fake right?”